famedrugsandfood:

haveshart:

never gets old.

this is actually really fucked up and normally I don’t get offended, but this is just too fucked up. 

I think I just peed. I don’t even give a fuck. This is too funny to not laugh at. xD

(via sl0thprincess)

everydayoctopus:

#I bet he’s having a whole internal conversation with that torch.#Hello torch. I’m Matt. #It’s a pleasure to meet you on this fine day! It is fine #Isn’t it? #Oh thank you torch! You’re looking pretty splendidly dapper as well! #You’re my new friend you know that? #I’m going to call you Georgie #You and me Georgie#We’re gonna run this together #And when we get there I’m going to buy you a drink #AHHH Got you! You can’t drink! You’re a torch #Oh you’re so funny Georgie

(Source: missksyu, via boxcarxo)

darlingyouweremysweetestdownfall:

what the actual fuck

(Source: jaidefinichon)

darlingyouweremysweetestdownfall:

yumm

(Source: droptheworld, via cats-are-the-answer)

(via in-the-sun-i-feel-as-0ne)

(Source: caughtbythehalfmoon, via vaginal-erection)

forever reblog xDD

(Source: thebraniganproject, via wefixuglybitches)

(Source: justgethigh, via wefixuglybitches)

(Source: fearlessknightsandfairytales, via lezplaypokemon)

(via sex)

(Source: sch-nitzel, via yourmumsbutt)

When a girl has a Tumblr she shares with everyone in school, then takes photos of her cuts.

nic0tine-kisses:

It’s not even a private blog or one she tries to hide.

(via darlingyouweremysweetestdownfall)

(Source: erosum, via cats-are-the-answer)

disappearing-sanity:

3 years ago I would have never touched alcohol or cigarettes or weed.

3 years ago I was a different person.

3 years ago I wouldn’t be sitting here, ripping my skin open on purpose.

(via cats-are-the-answer)